I'm not going to do a catch up post. Suffice to say I had a beautiful baby girl 2 months ago. She's awesome, family is doing well. We rock. You are now up to date. I took the opportunity today to throw out some clothes and generally work through the chaos that
life
Blogging about the day to day funnies that make up the UKSaffa day.
The morning tea contest
I love Sunday mornings. While most of my friends are languishing in hangover hell with the exceptional few hitting the gym or going for their morning jogging sessions, my hubby and I are usually having a half asleep squabble revolving around who is going to make the morning tea. This
The chatterbox
I woke up the other day realising that with 12 weeks to go until our new baby enters the world, I've done a grand total of nothing to prepare. I have 3 packs of nappies, 2 packs of botty wipes and a cute lil baby grow from my friend in
The little moments
This morning I had a moment. It is the boy's last day ever in Primary School and man was I excited.... 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's your last ever day at primary school!!' I squeaked while ignoring the grumpy mutterings coming from the bed, which I chose to ignore but think it was something along
The first date
4 months has gone by very fast since I last posted to this blog. I keep intending to blog on the move but being 'on the move' means I'm constantly fighting with lost signal and that means that my inspired instapost just doesn't quite make it. They say that time flies when
The early bird catches the worm
"I am sorry to have to tell you that your son has done something awful again today. He put a worm on a girl's hair. He also then sucked a worm...." Oh man this just cracked me up! After reading a tense email telling me in no uncertain terms to
The reason bikes are better than planes
Before we left for Cape Town, it was clear that someone wasn't keen on the journey. 'I don't want to go on a plane. They crash and I like my body thank you very much.' Someone has clearly been hearing horror stories in the playground. Now may not be the time to
The first trip home
With all the stress and stupidity that I've had to deal with lately I have totally forgotten to mention that the boys and I are jetting over to Cape Town. Oh happy days! I don't really know what to expect. It's been four years, there is some random stadium being built,
The worry wart
Sometimes when things start going wrong, I tend to get my motherly knickers in one massive knot. I'll almost always end up feeling like I should have done something better, quicker or sooner. It's that horrible thing called responsibility, and the sickening feeling that you've let the most important people
The time our blood was blue
Our blood is blue, Dumbledore is real and London has learnt nothing from Fashion Week. What a morning of revelations. This morning while walking the lad to school he declared that our blood was not red but blue. Excellent! I'll inform Her Majesty and we'll do tea and catch up on
The little love letter to my son
Hi Jim, You know, I don't remember having such a tough time at your age but then again my memory is generally rubbish and I was always a bit of a wuss with a gift for avoiding anything that even whiffed of conflict. It was my way and it was a
The bully teacher
It recently occurred to this once high-school misfit that teachers aren't the big scary people that they once were. What an awesome revelation, and another step towards me becoming a grown-up. I often get the impression that Jimmy is quite a challenge for teachers. You may have picked this up in
Smells like pre-teen spirit
Love, sorrow and getting your groove on... in retrospect it was the best way to handle a slew of bad days. If only it was me teaching the boy that and not him teaching me, then it would be perfect parenting. Love... It all began when he decided one morning to rush
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Here there be snow monsters
There will be a couple of inches of snow in London today. Expect delays. Uh huh, ok I believe you this time, mainly because I walked to the station with 2 inches of snow on my head! This morning we woke up and Big Daddy decided this would be the morning to