Post from this morning: mobile blogging has it’s challenges…

The was an insane amount of shoving this morning at Earls Court. It reached such levels of stupidity that I decided to give up and ride the wave of people.

Why would anyone be in such a rush first thing on a Monday morning? The world does confound me sometimes. My philosopy on Monday is this: it is a day notorious for flinging vast amounts of poo in a variety of creative ways at pretty much anyone. Now you can waste time bobbing and weaving like a boxer or you can just chill and accept that poo is flying and it may or may not hit you in the back of the head. There is a good chance that if you stay very still and remain calm, Monday may in fact miss you all together leaving you free to enjoy the rest of the week.

The amusing thing us while I was writing all that, the train I am on has been stationary for a while, which of course has everyone twitching and heads have been popping out of the doors like meerkats. Oh hello Monday -I knew it wouldn’t take you long..