Now before the environmentalists go berserk (such a wonderful sensitive lot), I am not belittling the global warming thing, but man I’m cold. It’s a tease really because they (being the BBC – purveyors of all things almost but not quite right, but close enough and who you gonna moan to in any case) have been going on about snow all day! My jaded colleagues knowingly nodded their heads while listening to me going on and being excited about the snow. I hate that there is still no wonderful puffy flowing from the sky. I so want to throw snowballs at them… boohaha!

Boss: “Oh God, it’s apparently going to snow – at least 10 or 20 centimeters”
Me: “Woo Hoo”
Workmate: “Never going to happen. It never actually snows when it says it’s going to”
B: “Yep, never does”
M: “Wow Scrooge and Grinch in the same room. And me without my camera.”
B: “Well you get used to the constant disappointment Luv”
M: “Bah! Humbug! It will snow and then I’ll be calling in “SNOW DAY” and working from home.”
B: “You bloody won’t”
M: “Well, I’ll at least have the pleasure of texting the both of you at 7 o clock tomorrow morning with the words HA HA”

So here I sit, wrapped in blanket and waiting for it to snow. But it has to be proper snow! No point HA HA-ing if there is a smattering of it. That just won’t have the same effect.

Watch this space.